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(单田方评书童林传开场白)

人生在世天天天,

日月如梭年年年,

富贵之家有有有,

贫困之人寒寒寒,

升官发财美美美,

两腿一登完完完.

(单田方评书乱世枭雄开场白)

远看,

忽忽悠悠;

近看,

飘飘摇摇;

众人打赌江边瞧,

一个个指手画脚,

有的说是葫芦,

有的说是舀水的瓢,

看了半天清楚了,

原来是两个秃子洗澡.

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